Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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