How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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