If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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