She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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