a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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