I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
i think my cat just said my name.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
So vagazzling was a success
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