I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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