What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
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