fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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