have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Randomize
