in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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