I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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