so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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