you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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