Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Michael Bay diarrhea
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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