i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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