Sacagawea was the original milf.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
We have started to decorate penises.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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