Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
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