Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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