You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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