I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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