is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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