We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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