I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Never joke about your clitoris.
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