Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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