David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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