Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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