I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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