We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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