I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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