Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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