So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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