The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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