Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
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