and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
he thought i was a dude.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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