hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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