i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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