I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I just gargled with NyQuil
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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