That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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