youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
her vagine was all disorganized.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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