I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
are you so shy because you have an std?
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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