Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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