Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I've blown a few things in my day
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I just found puke in my bra..
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Randomize