you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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