Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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