Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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