I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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