We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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