Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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