let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
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