Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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