So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
