I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
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