It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I could fuck to npr.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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