Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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